Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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