in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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