Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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