did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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