did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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