your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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