Pappa wants mamma naked
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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