so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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