wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird