Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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