her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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