Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
There are leaves in my underwear?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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