This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
this is an emotional support booty call
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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