She is in my trunk
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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