Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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