No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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