in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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