wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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