Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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