Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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