Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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