Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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