If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
