Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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