my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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