We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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