Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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