youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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