brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I party with great urgency now.
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