I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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