Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.