the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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