I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Damn victory sex feels great