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(773): View more from Illinois

I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind

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(585): View more from New York

Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.

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(650): View more from California

How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?

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(509): View more from Washington

She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club

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(815): View more from Illinois

u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again

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(941): View more from Florida

I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?

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