her facebook's as public as her vagina
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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