Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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