i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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