Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
this will be a night to untag.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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