speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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