I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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