I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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