I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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