On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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