wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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