Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You smell like stripper and shame
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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