Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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