did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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