this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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