Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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