she woke up with a sticky ear
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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