And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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