she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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