Sponge bath it is.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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