it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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