If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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