Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have surprise drugs for everyone
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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