I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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