i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The power of my boobs compel you
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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